Enter the Wake ‘n’ Bacon Alarm Clock. Sure, this link has been passed around the internet more than any semi-self-respecting high-school slut, and, yes, that’s what makes it Classic Internet Bacon.

This is Bacon Technology Done Right. Witness this quote:

No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you’re Jewish.

Notice the lack of fluffy language, the subtle semitic humor? Okay, that “Unless you’re Jewish” joke is something you hear a lot in bacon circles, and we here at sizzology cannot support such language, but you get what we’re talking about. These Wake ‘N’ Bacon people get it.

Photo by langley, lettering by baconbacon, box by Bacon of the Month.

Bacon. Kids love it. Adults love it. It’s the Food of the Moment. Air travelers will love you for providing it.

I’m not talking about airport-lounge bacon, or pre-flight bacon. No, it’s in-flight bacon for the win. Hey Mr. Airline, want to set your service above that of your competitors? Want a competitive advantage? How about sizzling us up some bacon. Give us the choice of crispy bacon and chewy bacon, and we will hand over our hearts / travel dollars to you.

(Cross-posted on the Flight Club air travel news + fun blog)

(via Gizmodo)

(via Bacon Reddit, via FutureGirl)

Larimer County: State Senate District 14 Results
Bob Bacon vs. Matt Fries
100% reporting ( 69 precincts )

Bob Bacon (Dem) 62% (43,893)
Matt Fries (GOP) 37% (25,893)

But first, listen to this brief election-day message from the Bacon Lobby.

We’ve also got a video of Bacon Day action in New Jersey, with a cut-down remix of the Bacon Man song.

Why not show us how you be sizzlin’ on Bacon Day. Video respond to Obama Bacon Man! Yeah!

And also, here’s an MP3 of Obama Bacon Man! Blast it whenever a state goes Bacon!

If you’ve seen the Bacon Man video, you’ve seen us all dancing. That’s great, and it’s about to get better. I use “better” in a vague and loose way. Today we here at the Bacon Lobby are introducing the election-day edition of the Sizzle Dance. Let me show you:

Now, this isn’t the final draft of the Sizzle Dance. No way. We’d like you to turn up the Bacon Man song, turn on the video recorder, and tape your own Sizzle Dance.

Here’s a link to the new, working zip file archive of the Bacon Man GarageBand file. It’s pretty big (59MB), and it’s free for you. We’re releasing this under the most liberal Creative Commons license, which means if you do anything with this all you have to do is say you got it from us here at the Bacon Lobby. And, heck, let us know when you do, and we’ll post a link to your work here.

This work is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 Unported License.

Quote: “i nearly just set my place on fire two fire trucks and a police care just left that may be my last late night foray w bacon.”