Bacon Robots: This is not a funny web site.

Joe — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 02:38:58 +0000

I found Bacon Robots when searching for bacon -francis on Google. Thought it might be cool. Maybe I don’t have the right sense of humor, or maybe I don’t like getting teased with obviously false lines like “because the only thing better than bacon is a hot animatronic lady to cook it for you.” If they were providing these robots that’s one thing. But they’re not. The site’s a joke. There are no real bacon-cooking robots of any kind for sale here. I was going to ask you, dear reader, to put a hot bacon-cooking robot in my stocking next month. Now I’m just going to say “don’t bother with the Bacon Robots.”

Update 10 minutes later: What’s up, bacon-hater?

Okay, so maybe there was a little too much hate in that last paragraph. People worked hard on BaconRobots.com . Their friends laughed when the site launched. I mean, our friends laughed at the Obama Bacon Man music video when it came out. I think. So, all that hate, I take back. It’s back inside me, wadded up somewhere deep/dark. Here’s to the Bacon Robots of the future, and may that future be closer than we think.

The Bacon Briefcase

Joe — Sat, 15 Nov 2008 23:29:08 +0000

In case you haven’t seen this piece of bacon-art before, I give you: The Bacon Briefcase

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Bacon Robots: This is not a funny web site.

Update 10 minutes later: What’s up, bacon-hater?

The Bacon Briefcase