Sizzology » Bacon Crime http://sizzology.com/blog Got my PhD in Sizzology Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:11:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0-beta1 The case of the missing bacon has been solved. http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/11/the-case-of-the-missing-bacon-has-been-solved/ http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/11/the-case-of-the-missing-bacon-has-been-solved/#comments Thu, 13 Nov 2008 16:34:45 +0000 Joe http://sizzology.com/blog/?p=183 Police solve the case of the missing bacon
A Grand Rapids resident told police last week that someone had entered his home during the night and taken five pounds of bacon from the refrigerator.
Upon further investigation, police discovered his wife had gotten up for a late night snack, but was afraid to admit it.

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Nearly 30 high school seniors were suspended for two days after holding a morning barbecue on the grounds at the high school Tuesday.
According to parents of some children involved in the breakfast party, 28 students participated and were subsequently told they would not be welcome on campus for the next couple days.
Superintendent Michael Frechette was unable to confirm or comment on details of the incident Tuesday, as he was unaware it had taken place, he said.
Principal Robert Fontaine did not return calls on the matter.

The only question I have: Is this America?

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