Sizzology » Bacon Ideas http://sizzology.com/blog Got my PhD in Sizzology Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:11:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0-beta1 Classic Bacon: The Wake ‘n’ Bacon Alarm Clock (that cooks your bacon while you sleep) http://sizzology.com/blog/2010/05/classic-bacon-the-wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-that-cooks-your-bacon-while-you-sleep/ http://sizzology.com/blog/2010/05/classic-bacon-the-wake-n-bacon-alarm-clock-that-cooks-your-bacon-while-you-sleep/#comments Thu, 06 May 2010 15:30:40 +0000 Joe http://sizzology.com/blog/?p=80 How many times in life do you get to say the words: “it cooks my bacon while I sleep”? Unless you have some sort of awesome bacon-optimizied robot, not many.

Enter the Wake ‘n’ Bacon Alarm Clock. Sure, this link has been passed around the internet more than any semi-self-respecting high-school slut, and, yes, that’s what makes it Classic Internet Bacon.

This is Bacon Technology Done Right. Witness this quote:

No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you’re Jewish.

Notice the lack of fluffy language, the subtle semitic humor? Okay, that “Unless you’re Jewish” joke is something you hear a lot in bacon circles, and we here at sizzology cannot support such language, but you get what we’re talking about. These Wake ‘N’ Bacon people get it.

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yessssssssss turkey bacon yesssss

yessssssssss turkey bacon yesssss

To be specific: Bacon-Wrapped Turkey with Pear Cider Gravy. When I die, this is what all those virgins are going to be feeding me in heaven.

via Jeffrey Matthias

]]> http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/10/turkey-bacon-deluxe-awesome-heck-yeah-send-me-to-your-mothership/feed/ 0 Paul Newman movie titles that are bettered with bacon in them http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/09/paul-newman-movie-titles-that-are-bettered-with-bacon-in-them/ http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/09/paul-newman-movie-titles-that-are-bettered-with-bacon-in-them/#comments Sat, 27 Sep 2008 17:53:44 +0000 Joe http://sizzology.com/blog/?p=21 In memory of Paul Newman, and riffing off the idea that replacing one word in a movie title with “bacon” can make any movie better.

  • The Color of Bacon
  • Bacon Hudsucker Proxy
  • Bacon of Malice
  • The Bacon Inferno
  • Bacon a Great Notion
  • Butch Cassidy Bacon The Sundance Kid
  • Bacon Hand Luke
  • A New Kind Bacon Love
  • The Long, Hot Bacon
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  • Searching for Pvt. Bacon
  • Bacon Sunrise
  • European Bacon
  • American Bacon
  • Christmas Bacon
  • No Bacon for Old Men
  • 2001: A Bacon Odyssey
  • Steel Bacon
  • The Bacon Knight
  • Bacon of the Vanities
  • Bacon Weddings and a Funeral
  • The Last Bacon
  • The Hitchhiker’s Guide to Bacon
  • Fear and Loathing in Las Bacon
  • Bacon on the Fourth of July
  • Apocalypse Bacon
  • Full Bacon Jacket
  • The Bacon Diaries
  • The Bacon Show
  • Things to do in Denver when you’re bacon
  • Raising Bacon
  • Pet Bacon
  • The 40 Year Old Bacon

September 27, 2008 Update, from Mr. Roush:

  • The Empire Strikes Bacon
  • One Flew Over the Bacon Skillet (ed: yeah, that’s cheating.)
  • Fear and Bacon in Las Vegas
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