Sizzology » Bacon Danger http://sizzology.com/blog Got my PhD in Sizzology Fri, 08 Oct 2010 01:11:21 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0-beta1 Is this or is this not a bacon tampon? http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/11/is-this-or-is-this-not-a-bacon-tampon/ http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/11/is-this-or-is-this-not-a-bacon-tampon/#comments Sun, 09 Nov 2008 08:00:00 +0000 Joe http://sizzology.com/blog/?p=166 Bacon Tampon?
You tell me: Bacon Tampon, or not a bacon tampon?

(via Bacon Reddit, via FutureGirl)

]]> http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/11/is-this-or-is-this-not-a-bacon-tampon/feed/ 0 Best Bacon Text Message Ever: “I nearly just set my place on fire” http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/10/best-bacon-text-message-ever-i-nearly-just-set-my-place-on-fire/ http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/10/best-bacon-text-message-ever-i-nearly-just-set-my-place-on-fire/#comments Fri, 31 Oct 2008 13:03:35 +0000 Joe http://sizzology.com/blog/?p=145 This is a bacon-oriented text message conversation I scored from a co-worker of mine… while it’s great in many ways, it’s also A Lesson Of Warning: Be careful when cooking bacon while drunk (Note: I’m assuming this person was drunk).
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Quote: “i nearly just set my place on fire two fire trucks and a police care just left that may be my last late night foray w bacon.”

]]> http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/10/best-bacon-text-message-ever-i-nearly-just-set-my-place-on-fire/feed/ 0 Filed under “knocking it before I try it” … microwaveable wowbacon, really? http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/10/filed-under-knocking-it-before-i-try-it-microwaveable-wowbacon-really/ http://sizzology.com/blog/2008/10/filed-under-knocking-it-before-i-try-it-microwaveable-wowbacon-really/#comments Tue, 14 Oct 2008 01:52:43 +0000 Joe http://sizzology.com/blog/?p=71 Are you lazy? I mean, lazier than lazy? Super defunct lazy? Because I know lazy, and you’ve gotta be Led Zepplin-level lazy to think that putting bacon in a microwave’s an acceptable way to cook that bacon.

If you are that lazy, you’re not alone. Your laziness has won the attention, and, the invention of WowBacon: some cheapo plastic stick-it-in-your-microwave excuse for a frying pan. It’s only $20 — that is, $27 with shipping and handling.

I see that microwaveable bacon in the grocery store, and I don’t like it. I see this microwave-your-bacon product, and I smell fish. Here’s what WowBacon says about WowBacon: “Its ability to let you easily and quickly make only as much freshly-broiled bacon as you want, on the spur of the moment and without the usual mess, is a convenience offered by none other.”

Did you notice the catch-word? Take a look again. It’s broiled. WTF. Yeah, I want my bacon broiled. Yeah right. Yeah, I want my bacon cooked in something resembling a water pitcher:

Yeah right.

You know the phrase “Don’t knock it ’til you try it”? Yeah, yeah, I’m knocking it. And I haven’t tried it. But know what? The ball is in BaconWow’s court. I took a look through their web site and found absolutely no proof, words, or anything else describing how WowBacon stands up to pan-fried bacon. Yeah, that’s fishy. Sure, WowBacon has bullet points describing how they compare to pre-cooked bacon … yes, they’re comparing themselves pre-cooked bacon. WowBacon is the Fail Bacon.

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