Underage Bacon Crime

Alert bacon newswoman Claire Martin spotted and sent a link to this report of underage, high-school bacon crime: 28 students suspended for morning BBQ

Nearly 30 high school seniors were suspended for two days after holding a morning barbecue on the grounds at the high school Tuesday.
According to parents of some children involved in the breakfast party, 28 students participated and were subsequently told they would not be welcome on campus for the next couple days.
Superintendent Michael Frechette was unable to confirm or comment on details of the incident Tuesday, as he was unaware it had taken place, he said.
Principal Robert Fontaine did not return calls on the matter.

The only question I have: Is this America?